ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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