You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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