I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
