yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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