So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
