i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
