The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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