I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Operation Purity has been aborted
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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