haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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