I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I lost the right to judge tonight
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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