Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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