I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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