Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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