so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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