i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
