idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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