okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i believe in u and ur pee
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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