Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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