You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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