actually, I'm a sock model
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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