Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
