Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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