Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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