it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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