what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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