He asked me if I "almost moaned"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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