Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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