Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
