My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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