Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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