her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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