what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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