Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
don't judge my taste in strippers
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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