but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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