im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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