the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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