Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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