I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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