hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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