But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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