is your mom at the bar?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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