Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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