He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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