There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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