I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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