Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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