i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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