I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I would fuck him just for his dog
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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