Can Purell be used as lube?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
