i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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